An Attack On My Person

How did I get talked into playing Settlers of Catan? I hate that game so much!!! I hate it with an unnaturally firey passion. I always swear and get upset when I play, so why did I play it!? WHY!?

I'm so pissed off right now! I will never play Settlers of Catan at Gordon College again! If they ask me to, even kindly, I will refuse with the most adament hate. I will never play with these 'tards again!!!

If you are one of the 'tards who I play with (minus Uri or maybe Pete or Shaun) you're idiotic. Just because I'm the best, doesn't mean you should always tag-team me at every corner. The reason YOU always win (you now who you are, dumbass) doesn't mean you are any good. You pull stupid and shady trades at all times, and screw everyone and pay them off to get their resources. You also lead the tag-team against me and do everything in your power to attack. Hence the reason I say I hate you, dumbass. I will never play with 'tards like you again.

For all of my readers, I rarely get this passionate about stupid board games. Games like RISK and Monopoly and Apples to Apples are much more fun. Luck of the role plays a huge part in RISK, and I usually get pretty good roles. Tag-teaming is natural in RISK, so it's ok. Monopoly, it's a stupid game everyone hates and never plays... so I like it. And Apples to Apples is a fine and funny game where it's solely luck that someone picks your card. There is no deliberate teaming.

So bug off you dumbasses who think you're all that by making someone mad, congrats you win. You made me mad, but I'll never let you do it again. Let this victory be a lesson for you in the future: I'll be on top because I can ACTUALLY win, and you'll lose because you're gonna piss off your boss and never hold an ACTUAL job... dumbasses.

Please don't mind the minor language, I've been known to use much worse words... and am really trying not to type anything too profane. I don't think my choice of words is at all that bad, but it is minorly vulgar and I apologize to my readers for that. With that asside, I must say that if you enjoy a GOOD game of Settlers of Catan (like my parents for example) I'll be happy to join you. Please note that I AM competitive and retaliate to all attacks, but I'll be nice to people who are nice to me and so forth. If you don't blatantly attack me for the fun or joy of making me mad, then it'll be a fun game for everyone, even if you beat me fairly. Thank you kind people (People like Uri, who plays the game for fun and not to hurt only me).

I appreciate any concern or prayers regarding my quick temper and anger issues. But I will never play Settlers here again, and that's final.

- Alex